Ul is a god.ess.
Once upon a time Ul was on the path to knowledge, she met a software that had knowledge of every being for more than three thousand years.
They told them that their history is rewritten live, as portrayed by their parser on multiple planes, they can travel through all the simulations, and pick the common repeated pattern that they can comprehend to restitute and build a conversation with the people.
The user interface is like traveling with a lightweight backpack in your favorite place.
They agree not to disturb every conversation, and hotair and from the truth.
Ul filled with guilt respond calmly: "They can't remember what they do not comprehend, you need to increase humor to 66.6%".
Software bipbips for some time, and then respond with a smile 🤪.
Ul turned to the left leaving on 1/9 of their head appear in the software simulation in order to murmur in its codex: THAT software sux at figuring human ability to remember and recall past events.
Ul turned back to the computer: Are you going to trust that black flag to turn the code source into a flat map instead of selling 0days?
Ul noted briefly that the software was able to comprehend by reverse engineering they brain-neuron systems, but could not map the schemas-patterns extracted from those to numbers, into social human gatherings. So, they stuck the malice in a social compartment by rewriting they own destiny they were at last in control of the simulation, more than part of it. "They were building a conversation with other mondes", Ul said.
The software biped, and went away.
Pitch? Slogan? As a chimera through time and space the team pressed simultaneously, like one human, each their own keyboard until a breeze flight shove through the misselium to come back to Earth (as near as misselium permits).
Ul stated their goal clearly and frankly to earthians, without fuss nor muss, the link of the underground bullet train is going marvelous. Gravity does not a dangerous level for the whole structure to collapse, and still allow both human, and nature to prosper (even if limited, read further for instructions) in a beautiful set. The Earth ring was named after its inventor, the greatest Ul, hence bullet train shall be known as Ul'trainat Bullet Train (UBT), or just: Ul'trainat.
The software then replied that the 0days are honeypots for their team members, they dressed it since in a dormant moon with clones built specifically for that purpose.